we don't want to be like those OTHER pay-per-view shows, do we?" in the janitorial closet on the third floor! Quick, get a camera crew up there!" Treadmark: ".We're confirming reports that there are low blows allowed in the arena, and are occuring now. One-Eye: "That's right, folks, so the E790B is disqualified due to its iMac tactics! No low blows in this arena! We're a refined, dignified organization who takes pride in our pro-" Treadmark: "We're back, folks, with another harrowing round of Optiquest versus Viewsonic! Currently, the Q95 is being beaten like the sixth Jackson by the aggressor, the E790! We've also got reports from the pirates at home that the E790B is nothing more than a devil in a black dress." I know better than to get that Opticrap since I can afford it, but is there a monitor man/woman/beast/flat/Herculoid enough to take on the E790? Is there a Viewsonic monitor that has a flat screen that costs less than $400 (pre-coupon)? MoodyAllen: "Thanks for the initial bout, guys. One-Eye: "What justifies the $30 increase in price? Any viewers currently pirating this broadcast know?" This is more exciting than electric football!" Treadmark: "There are TWO models of the E790 (available at Onvia: the E790 ($349) and the E790B ($369)! Viewsonic's web site mentions nothing of the tenth Power Ranger who's been locked in a closet all of his/her/its life. One-Eye: "Not to worry, folks! We've got the PF790's little brother in the ring, the E790! I've heard good words about this one, folks, but there seems to be confusion in our marketing department! What's the trouble, guys?" You don't win the 'Don't Press Your Luck?' home game." Treadmark: "It seems that the PF790's been disqualified for being too expensive! Sorry mac, you'll have to take your flat-screened goodness elsewhere. Treadmark: "The Q95 is taking a pounding, folks! Wai, wait a minute." Seems like this one wasn't really a fight at all." One-Eye: "The Q95's supposedly out-ranked by the PF790. Treadmark: "But who's the winnah, who's the winnah?" One-Eye: "We seem to have a few responses to Moody's queries. *click* what the hell? HAHAHAH, there's two monitors sitting in the middle of a boxing ring! Ringo, call my bookie!" *click* *click* 200+ channels of Skinemax and nothing's on. MoodyAllen: How about it, folks? Can you clear the confusion up (what's the difference between the Q95 and the V95)? Can you pick the winner in today's fight? Will there be a resolution? Treadmark: "Luckily for us, there may be some Ars Technica fans who have pay-per-view hacks and are watching this illegally! We'll let the fans decide who will be the victor and who will get MoodyAllen's $450 (or less) dollars!" One-Eye: "That's right, Treadmark! These two monitors are ready to rip each other apart! Aside from the obvious size advantage of the PF790 and the price advantage of the Q95, nothing else is known about these two mysterious fighters." Treadmark: "Well folks, you asked for it and Optiquest and Viewsonic have delivered! I haven't seen such a potentionally deadly battle since the time Moody was constipated for a week!" in-troduuuuciiiiiing the killer itself: the Viewsonic PF790!" weighing 55 pounds and costing $444.98 (also at Onvia), with claimed refresh rates of 77 mhz at 1600x1200 and a three-year warranty. "Queen B" Optiquest Q95!"Īnnouncer: "In the blue corner, a dominating beast who has been known to rip JPGs and PNGs to shreds. #Viewsonic optiquest monitor free#These two deserve a standing ovation for bringing this exciting action to us bloodthirsty fans!"Īnnouncer: "In the red corner, a formidable machine weighing 21 pounds and costing $349.98 (at Onvia with free shipping and a three year warranty. LLLLLLLLLLET'S GET REAAAADYYYYY TO RUUUMMMMBLLLLLE! Tonight, you're going to see the greatest 19" monitor battle you've ever seen. Threads where I've asked questions died like the feces they were (uninteresting dreck), and my questions go along with them.Īnnouncer: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I've read almost all of the 19" monitor threads on the message board, and I still can't decide on which model I should get.
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